Divorced after 21 years of 100% marital fidelity and since I have endured the merciless and demoralizing condition of unwarranted, unprovoked celibacy for such an inhumane length of time it probably should be illegal, I gravely miss the perks of having a readily available, somewhat obligated lover, albeit the same and uneventful. A poor dip, is better than no dip and far better than self-service. One lady for over 23 years, talk about safe sex!